- aim
- 1. (AIM) (1174↑, 156↓)n. - An Internet text messaging program that exchanges communications between users in real time, and allows college students to leave nifty online "away" messages for their buddies all day. v. - to AIM someone is to send them a message using the AIM program.
I used AIM to ask Sheila out on a date. Sheila AIMed me back to tell me no.
Author: b-diddy http://aim.urbanup.com/1826082. (AIM) (582↑, 163↓)A device people use to put up an away message 24/7, thus ruining the prospect of having a freaking instant messenger in the first place.AOL is NOT the best messenger service out there, I only use it because all of my friends are AOL handicapped.
Author: Not Zane http://aim.urbanup.com/8175923. (AIM) (545↑, 187↓)crapy instant message client used by teenage boys to talk to girls because they are afraid to talk to girls in personclashrocker123456:hey michelle wanna go out sum time princess1234234235:no grow up and ask me in person rejection
Author: st. jimmy http://aim.urbanup.com/11547824. (AIM) (592↑, 267↓)A great way to meet fatass pedophiles over the internet. In other words, a good way to get a dick in your ass.Say, do you remember that chick Joy? Yeah, I met her on AIM. We met at the park, and, wow, she had a penis? I GOT RAPED BY A GODDAM WOMAN WITH A PENIS?\!
Author: Greg http://aim.urbanup.com/8420555. (AIM) (287↑, 76↓)The newest way to hate your friends since actual communication. Also, the best way to hide your actual identity.Beeblebrox1337: Dude, you are lame. Deathapefornicator: I know.
Author: Bean http://aim.urbanup.com/11778116. (AIM) (232↑, 77↓)An acronym for Aol Instant messanger (Aol itself is an acronym for American online). A program used to chat with people online, it itself was a good idea, however people lately bombard it with acronyms and abbreviations therefore it basically takes longer to read and understand the converastion than it does to write and send a letter.Instant messanger:Lol lmfao Me: ...
Author: Adeadlyliquid http://aim.urbanup.com/8397497. (AIM) (357↑, 245↓)The program that is taking over today's youth and the reason we have such a problem with [obesity] in this country. Instead of going out and riding bike or playing back yard football young kids spend hours on end talking on AIM to their friends or getting sexually abused in chat-rooms while they eat junk food and become fat. High school age kids sit on this all night to gossip and spread even more rumors around their school, and college kids now sit on this all day/night or have AIM on their cell phone, instead of partying or going to class because they think it makes them [hood rich]. This one program has handicapped our society as a whole, even some parents go on this to find out information on their children and it’s a godsend for child molesters now a days. With every newer version of AIM, the interface is even worse and the program becomes even faultier.Kid 1: Yo, I met a hot MILF on AIM last night dude\! Kid 2: Yea...I bet she is a fat piece of shit and lives in a trailer Kid 1: No I saw a pic of her, in a swimsuit Kid 2: Wow, I feel bad for you, you really need to get a life and find something else to do besides sit in chat-rooms on AIM
Author: SFdickie49 http://aim.urbanup.com/10528478. (AIM) (83↑, 15↓)Stands for AOL Instant Messenger. Freeware that can be downloaded and used for communication via [screen name]s added to one's [buddy list]. Extremely popular software. Can have multiple 2 person conversations or multi-person buddy chats similar to a conference call on the telephone. Popular networking tool for todays youth which also allows for the transfer of pictures, files and mp3s.P1: "Dude, I've been waiting to here all day... tell me what happened between you and Jay\!" P2: "I'll tell you tonight on AIM- in fact I'll make a buddy chat so I can tell everyone at once." P1: "Hey send me the English Vocab too while you're at it"
Author: Allie http://aim.urbanup.com/12085479. (aim) (85↑, 31↓)The chat client that slaughtered, butchered, and hacked to pieces any trace of the english language by causing the creation of shorthand, such as "OMFG LOL U R TEH SUK I KANT TYP RITE HAHAHAHA"Dumbass: LOL U R TEH UZ AIM\!\!\!1\!\!\! OMFG IM SYKIK\!\!\!\! Intelligent person: Brilliant deduction. I use it, but not to talk to jackasses like you. *BLOCK*
Author: Cheesy http://aim.urbanup.com/128846710. (aim) (53↑, 8↓)A great instant messaging program when not used by complete jackasses. Not so good when people leave up all-day away messages or talk using abbreviations that look as if they bashed their head against a keyboard.Me: Hey, did you see that family guy episode? Jackass: ROFLWEAHACSAPMP Me: What the hell does that mean? Jackass: rolling on the floor laughing while eating a ham and cheese sandwich and pissing my pants.... duh, it's the new "lol" for aim. Me: Why do I talk to you?
Author: Skeety Petey http://aim.urbanup.com/247442811. (AIM) (46↑, 18↓)The program that got the worst rating of four instant messaging clients recently reviewed by PC Magazine. See [monopoly].AIM got three starts, while ICQ, MSN, and Yahoo\! Got four. Most people use it just because their friends have it.
Author: Flyashi http://aim.urbanup.com/34063212. (AIM) (45↑, 19↓)The downfall of human civilization.John: L11\<3, 0M6 1\>001\>, 1 7074lly 73h \<yB31231\> 01\\1 A41/\\/\\ 1457 /\\/173\! (Translation: Oh my God, I sent instant messages back and forth over AIM with a 50 year old obese male postal worker acting out sex last night.) Ted: Rape time\! John: /\\/000000000000000\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!1111ONE\! (Translation: No\!)
Author: Spastic Turtle http://aim.urbanup.com/148806413. (AIM) (32↑, 8↓)What most adults blame for ruing today's youth. For I'd like to say that AIM isn't a breeding for pedophiles. You cannot meet people over AIM. Only talk to your friends that you already know their screenname. So, mabe you should learn about it before blaming it. AIM is a instant messenging program that allows people to communicate without having to hear each other's annoying voice.Parent: I'm not letting my little Susie on AIM. It's ruining America. It's a breeding ground for pedophiles, just last week a man tryed to assualt her on AIM- Non-Ignorant Person: Ugh. You lieing. AIM is only a instant messenger, not a chatroom. Mabe your little Susie is just a slut.
Author: fallengod9 http://aim.urbanup.com/281768314. (AIM) (34↑, 15↓)AOL's attempt to look genereous.. but if you've ever thought about how much money they get from that one little advertisement at the top of your buddylist, you'd realize it's just buisness as usual."'[Scandinavian 2x4]' is by far the by far the best AIM [sn] ever.
Author: Scandinavian 2x4 http://aim.urbanup.com/35430315. (AIM) (24↑, 6↓)Stands for AOL Instant Messenger. An Instant Messenging service launched by AOL. They add AIMbots to your buddy list such as 'Moviefone' or 'SmarterChild'. It can be used to IM(instant message) with your friends, or even close relatives. It could even bring the family together.AIM. 1. qtgurl1122 has signed on. hayleeangel17: hey gabs. qtgurl1122: hey haylee. hayleeangel17: so r u goin 2 the bowling alley w/ me, terra, and jim 2nite? qtgurl1122: cant, my mom sayz i hav 2 babysit my lil sis an her friend 2nite. hayleeangel17: o, that sux. well, u cn still go 2 da mall 2morow w/ me, sarah, and mimi, rite? qtgurl1122: oh ya\!\! i hav no plans 2morrow, i cant wait\!\!\! hayleeangel17: neither cn i. so, c u round,bye\! qtgurl1122: kk, c u 2morrow, bye\!\!\! 2. ambergirlie224: brandon\!\!\!\! cooldude123: yeah? ambergirlie224: dad wants tlk 2 u, NOW\!\!\! cooldude123: aw man, wat is it this time??? k, im gunna IM him right now. cooldude123: dad, u wanted 2 c me? number1dad: yes, son, but also your mom wants to talk to you. cooldude123: aw no, y?? number1dad: it is about your 'run away' attempt. cooldude123: o no. number1dad: i'm going to invite you into a chatroom room with your mom, and you better say yes mister\!\! 'number1dad has invited you to chatroom 891102847658.' 'you are now in chatroom 891102847658 with number1dad and mom4eva.' mom4eva: brandon\!\!\! i cant believe you tried to run away to your friend's birthday party\!\! cooldude123: but mom\! it was da party of the year\!\! mom4eva: in SAN FRANSISCO??\!\!\! number1dad: you never even told us\! cooldude123: i thought you would say no\!\!\! would u??? mom4eva: what do YOU think?? it was your great-grandma's birthday\!\! she was 102\!\!\! and we had to cancel because we couldn't find you\!\!\! cooldude123: well srry\!\! number1dad: you're in big trouble, mister\! grounded for 3 weeks. No TV, no computer\! cooldude123: but, but... number1dad: want to make it a month? cooldude123: nvm. 'cooldude123 has left the chatroom.' cooldude123: sis? ambergirlie224: ya, bro? cooldude123: mom and dad r weird. ambergirlie224: i no they r, i mean, wut mom wud spell 'ever' as 'eva'??? thats only 4 teens\!\!
Author: funnyfunmonkey http://aim.urbanup.com/326576916. (aim) (28↑, 15↓)the texting im soo obsessed with, i go on aim almost every day, conversation between two people, its really kewl, cuz you can IM. i just LOVE AIM\!ME: what the hell would i do without aim?
Author: girl21star http://aim.urbanup.com/438764417. (AIM) (28↑, 15↓)aol instant messenger. used for chatting with friends or total strangers.i am going to log into aim to talk to my friends.
Author: CarlTheShanker http://aim.urbanup.com/33410618. (aim) (19↑, 9↓)1) Acronym for AOL Instant Messanger. AOL Instant Messanger A basic and easy to use [IM] That Most people online seem to have. Given out to all AOL customers, who, due to the large number of them, encourage everyone else to get it. [astalavista] has about 50 hacktools for this piece of shit on their own website, not including what you may find elsewhere. It's simple shit for simple people (Your generic AOL customer is a simple person), that has dire file transfer, abismal warnings that take about a minute to get to the max 35% (unless you got a hack), and a rather annoying tendancy to say every name you try and get at www.aim.com is already taken, and will always suggest you pollute your uber name with numbers, or cut out some vowels. 2) To point a projectile weapon at a certain object, with the point of hitting it 3) A goal.1) Aim is retarded, but everyone else has it so I got it. 2) Take aim.... FIRE\!\!\! 3) Your aim this academic year ought to be straight B's, but based on last year, we expect a few A's.
Author: Gumba Gumba http://aim.urbanup.com/53150119. (AIM) (17↑, 7↓)AOL Instant Messenger. Free online text communication program. See also [IM].Are you on AIM or ICQ? Sorry I didn't get back to you, my AIM was all fucked up last night.
Author: http://aim.urbanup.com/12176720. (AIM) (16↑, 8↓)An Instant messenger and only good thing ever created by America Online. It has nice, easy to configure preferences and Supports certificate encryption. It also has a nice file transfer resume option in case your connection drops you can resume from where the file was last at. Yahoo always seems to drop file transfers over a certain size and MSN will not transfer anything over 100Mb in Size. Most people complain about programs they do not know how to use. well duh\!\!\! its easier to complain and badmouth something then to try it. Its like those people who say thier internet connection sucks because it is running slower, and they blame the isp just to find out that they have a shitload of spyware taking over thier internet explorer. Nowhere in this Aim thread has anyone truly posted any bugs supporting thier claim. Little advice: Learn to use a computer and all its apps.If you don't know anything about it then don't preach it. Aim is also free only because of thier ads.
Author: Shrader http://aim.urbanup.com/197470221. (AIM) (6↑, 0↓)Stands for AOL Instant Messenger. Also means how good you are in [FPS] games - like in [CS] and for [aimbot] (also in FPS games)- You got aim? (as in AOL Messenger) - Dude, my aim is bad today :( (as skill in shooting games) - Cheater\! I saw you using aim\! (as in "aimbot")
Author: Alex572crack http://aim.urbanup.com/288588122. (AIM) (17↑, 11↓)1. An online community where you can talk with many people around the world. 2. A program used to lure people into traps.Get on aim so I can cyber\!
Author: Steph. http://aim.urbanup.com/21218223. (AIM) (29↑, 24↓)AOL Instant Messenger. It's really not all that hot, but a lot of people use it... they have sort of a monopoly.His sister writes her essays as though she's talking on AIM.
Author: Aimster http://aim.urbanup.com/44324. (AIM) (6↑, 2↓)A program used for IMing friends. You can... \>Keep in contact \>Choose buddy icons \>Create a buddy profile with buddy info \>Randomly IM people \>Lie about whatever you want ...and a lot more Just try it out. Make a screename.I'm going to have so much fun with my new AIM.
Author: fallingXstar http://aim.urbanup.com/323488225. (AIM) (5↑, 1↓)1.) AOL Instant Messenger Just another system for Instant messaging, run by AOL. I use it, and it works okay. AIM is just the acronym for the full word, same as YIM, for Yahoo Instant Messenger.Sally: AIM me tonight. Jill: What? I only have AOL instant messenger.. Sally: Thats's what I mean, AIM stands for AOL Instant messenger\! Jill: Ok, talk to you tonight.
Author: Fishie_gurl http://aim.urbanup.com/322827526. (aim) (7↑, 4↓)Another good excuse for not asking someone out in person.Bill: I heard you asked Anna out...over AIM. David: Well, um...she was online so I justed decided I should get it over with. Bill: Wow, you're really dumb. Oh, and by the way, I heard she rejected you.
Author: Eduardo Santiago http://aim.urbanup.com/301789327. (aim) (16↑, 14↓)Something that commonly contains many other aim names, but are also commonly rarely talked to.Person: I have 126 names in my aim buddy list, but only chat with 5 of them on a regular basis. The rest, however, barely if ever.
Author: Katopolis http://aim.urbanup.com/95861928. (aim) (29↑, 27↓)AIM stands for "A Terrible Executable That Will Kill Teenagers' English Skills." ...not directly of course, LOL\!* *...wtf?** **OMG\!\!\!\!*** ***I can't stop using AIM chat.. LMFAO\!God, why did you give us fucking AIM?\!
Author: Your name: http://aim.urbanup.com/77591429. (AIM) (19↑, 17↓)the program sent from hell. allows for conversation containing that which one may never say in real life, thus creating the fakest of fake relationships. Also is the source of savvy language so lame it is sad. (e.g. gtg my bff, jk but brb, i gtg rotf cuz lol im lmao now ttyl ttfn.)aim can suck on it, long and hard
Author: Turd Furgeson http://aim.urbanup.com/28291130. (AIM) (25↑, 24↓)Instant messanger service and software. The software sucks. Don't download it. It runs as slow as a turtle and displays all kinds of ads and contains spyware. Use Trillian instead to prevent frustration and viruses.SHIT. AIM comes with Viewpoint Media Player. Aw crap more popups.
Author: 1069 http://aim.urbanup.com/149335131. (AIM) (16↑, 15↓)A chat prog that every teen seems to have. Most AIM chat rooms talk about: -sup\! a/s/l/pic -IM a hott age/sex, press \#\# if you want to chatteen 1: Dude\! catch ya on AIM teen 2: K Dude
Author: dot dot dot http://aim.urbanup.com/18078932. (AIM) (0↑, 0↓)The worst IMing service, also the end of the world. Has shredded the english language to pieces. Basically [porn] central and the [rape] habitat. Worse than [4chan]'s [/b/]. Better alternatives: Google Chat, Yuuguu.b0bd43p1kr4pp4r: 1m\@ r4p3 j00 n40\\/\\/\!\!\!1\!11\! Smart Person: Auuughh\!\!\!\! AIM F**KING SUCKS\! *blocks, then quits AIM* *joins Gchat* Much better\!
Author: TheLuigiRocks http://aim.urbanup.com/528454233. (aim) (1↑, 1↓)Aol.Instant.Messaging. used by many teens to talk when they don't want to give out there numbers on myspace.Boy:hey wassup sexy. do u have a number so i can call. Girl:[srry] i don't give my number out to [ppl] on [myspace]. but yhu can have my aim sexyprincess3434 Boy:cool mine is jayrock_boy9800 when they get on [aim] sexypricess3434:hey.\! its the girl from myspace jayrock_boy9800:wassup sexy.
Author: minne. http://aim.urbanup.com/387813034. (AIM) (16↑, 16↓)The worst Instant Messanger ever, people only use it because everyone else has AIM, and the reason they do is because everyone else does.On AIM, our avatars are uber tiny and this program makes my computer run like a turtle . . . with turtleitus.
Author: FlareNUKE http://aim.urbanup.com/202144635. (AIM) (20↑, 20↓)Most Popular Instant Messageing program amongst teens that adults and "intelligent people" bash because teens use a lot of aconyms like brb (be right back) or ttyl (talk to you later) now seriously would you want to be writing a four word pharse or just type 4 letters while your probably on the phone and talking to like 5 different people teens jsut dont have time....so think about itAIM convorsation Teen: yea ill bbl ttys Teen2: k cu soon *parent walks in* "type like a normal person\!"
Author: whitty41 http://aim.urbanup.com/173977736. (AIM) (12↑, 12↓)The program created by AOL that is destroying itself; it continues to give features from the premium AOL to the free AIM. Soon there will be no point in using AOL.AIM now gives free email addresses\!
Author: Clayton K http://aim.urbanup.com/137921637. (AIM) (2↑, 3↓)Aol (American Online) Instant Messenger Was once popular a few years ago among pre-teens and teens, but has since died down a lot. "Nobody uses AIM anymore" says one of my friends. Many users have not logged on for a year or so now. The alternative today is facebook chat, it is simple and convenient, and no need for screenames or buddy info - just your facebook profile is all you need. AIM was once a big hit but now is just like myspace - the empty network.Girl A - Hey do you use AIM? Girl B - No AIM sucks and nobody uses it anymore Girl A - true, can we talk on fb chat? Girl B - sure
Author: anonymous 242353466 http://aim.urbanup.com/429064938. (aim) (14↑, 15↓)the downfall of society.pre AIM- Hello sir, how are you doing? post AIM- fuck you.
Author: kevin21boston http://aim.urbanup.com/200905039. (AIM) (1↑, 3↓)A fun way to talk to friends online. also a way to have sex without the need for condoms or birth control. ( ;"did you see my conversation with that girl on AIM?" "Yeah you had some hot steamy sex on there\!" ((my AIM is xx cackyy if ya wanna chat)) ( ;
Author: cackyyy http://aim.urbanup.com/400700240. (AIM) (10↑, 13↓)An instant messenger service used to communicate between people who are too scared to get on the phone and call eachother.xxlifesuxxx: wanna go sit at the mall and show our [apathy] towards the world ? xXnote to selfXx: Yeah, don't forget to bring the [eyeliner]. xxlifesuxxx: okay, i'll AIM you when i get done putting on my size 00 pants from [forever 21].
Author: aylaprncss http://aim.urbanup.com/171755641. (aim) (21↑, 24↓)What uneducated people use. Why are they uneducated? bcuz they tipe lik this nsted of tiping normaly. see [lazy freak] if u wunt 2 no more about ppl hoo tipe lik this.I'm educated, so I don't use AIM.
Author: dref said right http://aim.urbanup.com/71838842. (aim) (3↑, 7↓)The source of social life on the internet.rznlovaboy: sup baby xxcalibabyxx: hey cyutie we love aim \<3
Author: rxyanx http://aim.urbanup.com/269563043. (aim) (11↑, 15↓)By far the worst computer program available, it should be destroyed and never spoken of again. Screwed up my computer and maimed my MSN and Internet Explorer after I installed it. AIM is so shitty compared to MSN and people who use it are hopeless, dickless, ovaryless retards.Huge Loser: LOL, I LOVE AIM LOL\!\!\! Person: Shut up fag.
Author: guitarhero2 http://aim.urbanup.com/207803344. (AIM) (13↑, 17↓)A way of life... On the Internet.OMG, I can't live w/o my AIM\! LOL\! H/O, BRB\!
Author: T3n-iNcH-W0Nd3R http://aim.urbanup.com/89921045. (AIM) (2↑, 7↓)AOL Instant Messenger. In my opinion, a crappy IM, which is beat EASILY by MSN IM, and no I'm not a Microsoft whore. It's not as bad as YIM, but neither are no where near as good as MSN. AIM is only popular with teenagers in the U.S. MSN is popular with teenagers worldwide.AIM sucks. YIM sucks. Download MSN instead. MSN may have it's faults, but it's still damn good.
Author: Mr.DeepthroatDatX http://aim.urbanup.com/291007446. (AIM) (2↑, 7↓)Acronym: Affective Indescribable Malignancy. This is a label for when an evil force, such as a cancerous tumor, gains life and separates from the body to kill the masses."My AIM is a pain in the ass\!"
Author: Bucket Life http://aim.urbanup.com/261335047. (AIM) (0↑, 7↓)An acronym for Aviation Intercourse Management. This is a common area of study, or minor for pilots. Many colleges require at least 6 credit hours of AIM classes for graduation and private pilot certification.Sam- "I had to take the AIM course AGAIN because I couldn't pass the final. I wasn't able to perform cunnilingus while charting my IFR" Anonymous- "daaaammmnnnn"
Author: Ca'nCaveman http://aim.urbanup.com/405618348. (AIM) (1↑, 8↓)A premier Bschool in Manila Philippines, Asian Institute Of Management. The school was set by Harvard Business School in asia to develop asian leaders.Harvard, Bschool,AIM
Author: mav.rob http://aim.urbanup.com/339934449. (AIM) (1↑, 8↓)AIM= AOL instant messenger. Once you've downloaded it; it gives you're computer lots of spyware. It is also known for having lots of [bots] in the chatrooms which advertise sex & pornography. Make a mental note that may people have multiple screennames and they usually make up fake names, emails, and ages when they sign up for one. Therefore it is wise not to trust people. Another known issue is the idiots who have there aways messages up for 2 or 3 days at a time. Defeats the purpose doesn't it?John: Hey, I just got AIM\!\! Bob: You just got loaded with spyware too, dumbass.
Author: bang_zoom http://aim.urbanup.com/160037450. (aim) (11↑, 28↓)Asians in Mafia. Consisting of various members. Also consists of sub-group the Tri-Lateral Commision or Tri-Lat. Rival group is know as MIA with no particular definition except being the opposite of AIM.It's the Aay Iey eM baybeeee\! AIM is coming thru\!
Author: http://aim.urbanup.com/14654251. (AIM) (13↑, 38↓)Aol Instant MessengerEveryone in the world has AIM except for you\!
Author: Hannah http://aim.urbanup.com/20789952. (AIM) (9↑, 34↓)digital for of communicationcatch you on the AIM
Author: Mutley the Dog http://aim.urbanup.com/6953. (aim) (12↑, 40↓)nickname for amy...short for amy...aim is so cool, she's got the coolest nickname (not really i hate my nickname\! o well...)
Author: amy http://aim.urbanup.com/98311854. (aim) (23↑, 63↓)Stands for AOL Instant Messenger. The best part is, you don't have to have AOL to use it. It's free. I've been using AIM since I was 11, and now I'm 16. Therefore, no one started using AIM until about a year after I got it.Prep: I AIMI my hotties all the time\! Me: Bitch, I been 'round that program since before you laid your fingertips on a fuckin' keyboard.
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